Things Every Woman is Afraid to do in Front of her Man…
by roxanne on 12/18/09 at 5:21 pm
Can you tell I am skeptical already. I love that guys (guyism.com) are telling us what girls are afraid to do in front of her man. But I will bite...
1. Eat Messy Foods – Spaghetti’s a problem. So are sloppy burgers and sushi. Steer clear of these food disasters when trying to get the relationship off the ground. 
Okay True. I remember when I was in Undergrad, Jason’s Deli came to town. I quickly learned that it wasn’t the place for a lunch date unless you get soup! No one looks civilized eating those sandwiches. But eventually I don’t care.
2. Work Out – Sweaty, smelly, with no make-up on, the gym is one of the last places a woman wants to see you. Let her work out in peace.
I thought a lot of people meet at the gym or on the trail…If you truly workout on the regular, I don’t know how this can be avoided. That said, I would prefer it if no one sees my hair post workout.
3. Watch Their TV Shows – Women watch some spectacularly stupid TV shows and it’s embarrassing. Unless you want to start a fight about all the idiotic stuff you watch, just leave her alone about this.
False! I like my guy to watch American Idol, Grey’s, Private Practice, etc. with me. However, I do have a guilty pleasures like Housewives, VH1 reality and SoapNet that have to be worked up to.
4. Drop a Deuce – While guys are proud of the size and smell of their morning offering to the porcelain god, women are not. Many would rather go to the nearest gas station before using your toilet. Throw some air fresheners in your bathroom to make her more comfortable.
Obviously! This is just not okay. Neither are bodily noises in general… I don’t even like to talk about this…
There are definitely more: I have friends who won’t take off their makeup in front of their guy.
These are pretty accurate but depend on the level of relationship. That said, I’ve learned through UTTERLY embarrassing instances with boyfriends that made me wish that I was as silly as eating Jason’s Deli with my mouth open, that guys want real people. I guess we think that as a lady, we shouldn’t be real. Silly if you think about it. If he wanted Barbie he would go to Toys-R-Us. There is nothing fake or plastic here…call me real and flawed Barbie.
The song Fake Plastic Trees comes to mind. Click to listen.
What are other things you would never do in front of your guy, or that you’ve never seen your wife or girlfriend do?
